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No go.
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
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Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
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